Nerd

Im only a nerd

When i look in the mirror.

cause im actually cool.........

the chess player of the year

This tape on my glasses?
Is because I got into a fight.
When some kid,
Dissed degrassi last night.

My pants aren’t high waters,
They’re female Capris.
The drug I take is benadryl,
For all my allergies.

And I don’t need a boyfriend,
Cuz’ they play hard to get.
But I do date a model,
Via the Internet.

Every time I watch star wars,
I shed a little tear
But like I said, I’m only a nerd
when I look into the mirror.